It is the first day of university

THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461
HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
3.
4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).
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With love,
Jenny Cravitz

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  1. Weird Creep

    Weird Creep2 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    It’s 2020 I hope she’s using that book!

  2. Sienna Magic

    Sienna Magic3 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    I am awful at all of those accept for algebra. That might be the only thing I’ll get a hundred on in math this year lol

  3. mj A

    mj A3 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    My dude I also love Chris Fleming

  4. kawaii kirah

    kawaii kirah3 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    Why does she look like Charlie d'amelio for a second in the thumbnail? Maybe it's just me...

  5. cornellcornell1

    cornellcornell14 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    Why is there always food in her mouth?

  6. Esme Rosales

    Esme Rosales5 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    i recognize that food court 😭

  7. Samantha Herrador

    Samantha Herrador6 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    Yes

  8. rhianna

    rhianna6 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    I'm watching this because tomorrow is my first day of university and i am terrified

  9. wetweineydog

    wetweineydog6 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    take me to harry styles

  10. retno sri danisworo

    retno sri danisworo6 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    I really wish I had a mindset like hers

  11. GachaMeme

    GachaMeme6 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    I found your sanity when I went into my teacher's class she was wondering what it was so I stole it want it back?

  12. azrielic_

    azrielic_7 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    I hear that you have met the 4 devils of the school and never return from THE INCREASING FLAMES OF HELL KNOWN AS EDUCATION WE NEVER NEEDED AT THE ENNNNDDDD *MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*

  13. K Lum

    K Lum7 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    0:15 Olaf

  14. Madisyn Smith

    Madisyn Smith8 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    AHAHAHAHA the sticky note said "i love math" lmao I love this women

  15. Penelope Carnival

    Penelope Carnival8 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    6:00 I Wanted to say something interesting but I have no words LOL

  16. Chloe Vega

    Chloe Vega8 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    I so glad I’m not the only one who thinks back to school shopping is the only the most wonderful activity ever to take part in on our slowly dying planet earth

  17. Maxine Lyncey

    Maxine Lyncey9 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    ey i read percy jackson too

  18. Sahara

    Sahara11 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    Ok but why is the beginning an accurate representation of what goes on in my head all the time? 😂

  19. coffee beans

    coffee beans11 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    we have added features such as: adult

  20. Zzzannie

    Zzzannie12 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    OHMYGOSH GEORGE MICHEAL AMAZING YASSSS

  21. rubz.x

    rubz.x12 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    AA no longer stands for alcohol anonymous......... it now stands for .......... AVOCADOS AND ARITIZA

  22. Keisha Muzadi

    Keisha Muzadi12 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    NOOOO JOANA WHYYY WE COULD OF BEEN BEST FRIENDS I LEFT THE UNIVERSITY YOU'RE GOING TO LAST YEAR FML

  23. María Ibarzábal

    María Ibarzábal13 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    My birthday is on September 4th :(

  24. lauren elizabeth

    lauren elizabeth13 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    okay but i think joana is my idol

  25. Lina Zhou

    Lina Zhou14 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    checkmate frozen 2, she made the Samantha reference first

  26. ACC

    ACC14 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    So u love u so much❤️you make me laugh every time

  27. dolceama sweet

    dolceama sweet14 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    No hate or anything but like....Why do you lowkey look like a gothic Tiffany from Bride of Chucky cosplay,cuz it's gorgeous 🌹😈👰🏼

  28. dolceama sweet

    dolceama sweet14 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    🌃🔪

  29. Leilani Child

    Leilani Child14 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    physics is useless- tbh

  30. natasha parvin

    natasha parvin15 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    0:14 little did joana know she predicted frozen 2

  31. Helen Batista

    Helen Batista15 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    I’m in middle school and my backpack is bigger than hers😂😂

  32. Glitch Exe.

    Glitch Exe.15 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    You're my favorite youtuber!!!!!!

  33. Senpai•Kawaii04

    Senpai•Kawaii0415 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    It’s my birthday :(

  34. Matt Steer

    Matt Steer16 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    I take: Math Advanced, Science, English Advanced, HSIE (history & geo), PDHPE (Health), Philosophy, International studies and Commerce (hopefully can change to VA)

  35. Matt Steer

    Matt Steer16 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    just started year 9 were we had to choose 3 additional subjects from a variety of courses... I ended up having: • Philosophy (great cause there’s literately 5 people talking about ethics) • Int. Studies (the teacher is like *really* handsome and serious eye candy but also very good) • Commerce (LIVING HELL) I have the to change electives but I need to see what is compatible and available (practically nothing)

  36. Alison's Studies

    Alison's Studies17 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    Why I kinda see myself in you that's scary thank you

  37. Sleeping Repurr

    Sleeping Repurr17 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    ngl i was that kid who had a 64 pack of crayons

  38. no no

    no no17 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    OMG THERE WAS AN AD FOR TAKIS WITH JOHN CENA!

  39. A Random Duck On The Internet

    A Random Duck On The Internet18 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    👌

  40. Brenda Christie

    Brenda Christie18 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    i got Kelsey Kreppel vibes from her and thats good

  41. Maybelline August

    Maybelline August19 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    At least you can use the agenda now John Cena !!

  42. Griffin Davis

    Griffin Davis20 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    Nobody: My brain before a test: 0:02

  43. Aurianna Houseman

    Aurianna Houseman21 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    I love this girl. She's too cute

  44. 『ᏖᏝᏝ』ᴚリʄイ

    『ᏖᏝᏝ』ᴚリʄイ22 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    She’s transitioning into an adult... Jaiden animations warned us...

  45. Gacha Milly

    Gacha Milly23 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    I love the food part!

  46. bela the human

    bela the human24 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    Joana looks like Billie Ellish or it's just my eyes

  47. Reese Hayden

    Reese Hayden24 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    “ I was so cool that nobody wanted to be my friend” me too my dude me too

  48. • C o f f e J e s s •

    • C o f f e J e s s •25 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    Im a lot younger than you and weight more than you

  49. zeynep yılmaz

    zeynep yılmaz26 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    Please put turkish subtitle on your videos 💞

  50. Yo it’s Parissa

    Yo it’s Parissa27 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    Hahaha. I asked my dad for Nike Air Force Nike’s 1s.

  51. Kiera

    Kiera27 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    So calm your meatless titties-joanna 2019

  52. Sabrina Haslam

    Sabrina Haslam27 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    those noodles look like grass bahhaaha

  53. BLINKSELENATOR

    BLINKSELENATOR28 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    No one: Joana:CALM DOWN

  54. Autumn Smith

    Autumn Smith28 ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    Actually September 4 is not the worst day for me, it’s my bday that day oof

  55. haikat jameel

    haikat jameelਮਹੀਨੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    Any one else confuse why she’s putting grass in a cup? I dunno why but it reminds of making mud pies Me: 1/2 cup of grass and water Me in 2020: wth was wrong with me

  56. Yasmin I. Alamin

    Yasmin I. Alaminਮਹੀਨੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    That intro is everything and so relatable

  57. Alexis’s cosplay Corner

    Alexis’s cosplay Cornerਮਹੀਨੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    Joana please adopt me

  58. Milenne Alejandra Caro

    Milenne Alejandra Caroਮਹੀਨੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    heyyyyyyyyy! Where did the spanish subtitles go?:(((

  59. Hiyori Chan

    Hiyori Chanਮਹੀਨੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    Man, Joana or anyone else that is on physics college, what are your plans for the future? I plan on going to physics but I don't really know what to do

  60. Senniah Mason

    Senniah Masonਮਹੀਨੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    she said .... 1st period 😐